Hailey Bieber Went Topless With A Masking Tape Bikini For Some Random Brazilian Magazine And It's Worth A Momento Of Your Time Today

Devlin9/09/2026 5:45 PM

What an exciting thing it is to learn something new each & every day on this beautiful blue marble we call earth. Although in this case my friend, it's actually (2) things. More the merrier as they say right?

So firstly... Did NOT know you could make such a functional bikini purely out of masking tape. That's pretty big news imo. Also pretty impressive craftsmanship no matter which side of the equator you're standing on. Mrs. Biebs definitely pulls it off.

And secondly, did NOT know Hailey Bieber was actually half Brazilian? The more you know! Suddenly those non-lying hips make a lot more sense now. Hilarious that those Baldwin boys simply can't resist going loco for any variety of Latina out there. Including whatever the hell Alec's wife identifies as.

But turns out Hailey's grandfather is Brazilian jazz musician Eumir Deodato? Shout out to him for having some of the chillest tunes ever recorded. Positive vibes ONLY.

And needless to say, that guy fucks. Wouldn't have Hailey's talents with us otherwise. So let me be the first to give an earnest THANK YOU to Eumir for doing his thing out there.

Other than all that violence & murder, Brazil kinda rules. That photoshoot also got me hankering for some Guaraná & a heavy dose of meat sweats. Truly a country chock full of curvy tasty treats.