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ALERT: Dua Lipa Went Cheeks OUT For Another Bikini Adventure And Continues Her Undefeated Streak Of Enjoying The Greatest Vacations Ever

What a life for Dua Lipa huh? All she does is pump out pop hits, tour around the world eating & drinking the finest of foods, wears bikinis in paradise whenever possible, and allegedly gets the maximum efficiency out of her hotel bathrooms too. Truly a 5-tool player. Respect. 

And since getting married to Callum Turner at the end of May, that's really the only thing she's been doing out there. Actually been pretty arduous trying to keep up with her many bikini adventures because they literally haven't stopped at any point this summer. Not complaining of course. 

Just pointing out that it isn't always the easiest thing to be a smut blogger. Especially when I'm the only one left at this godforsaken company. Keeping up with never ending tanning schedules can be hard work brother. So please, have a heart when you're yelling at me in the comment section. I'm trying my best. 

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Oh, and I forgot to mention our dear Dua is STILL dominating yoga poses like no other as well. Downward dog, Warrior 69, the whole damn gauntlet my friend. If only we could all be that flexible. And rich. And hot. And sexually active. If only…

Ah well, the world needs smut bloggers ditch diggers too. Have a great week out there. Try your best to be Lipa-esque. Fuck my life.