"Nobody In The Last 24 Years Has Been More Right About Football Than I Have. That's An Undisputed Fact" - Dave Portnoy On Wake Up Barstool This Morning While Going At It With Brandon Walker Over Michigan

What a Labor Day morning it's been over on Waking Up Barstool. 

The hype was real for this morning's show, and it has lived up to it. 

As soon as the excitement from Saturday night's heist in Ann Arbor died down- 

Brandon went on one of his better, more impashioned rants, if I do say so myself. 

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The shots were fired, and these two had a date for Monday morning set. 

And they got right to it- 

Even referee T-Bob, who seemed more outmatched trying to keep these two from killing each other than Dangerous Danny Davis, was catching some. 

It was like a melee inside the ring

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And just in case you were wondering if Michigan stealing a win out from under a 4 TD MAC underdog, and Dave feeling bad or embarrassed about it? Or the Michigan student body storming the field after?

Clown question. 

Dave actually feels bad for you!

All the entire world wants is to talk about Michigan. (His words)

After all, it took guts for Michigan to even schedule this game in week 1 at all-

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And speaking of week 1, Dave had no problem finding a way to spin zone this right into Ohio State and their senior day -

Or reminding everybody about who Brandon’s preseason pick to go all the way was-

I am sorry, I fucking love Brandon, but the look of exhaustion on his face during this was laugh out loud funny- 

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Dave proceeded to put on a typical masterclass, that was so convincing, you really have no choice other than to realize he’s not exaggerating or joking whatsoever -

I think my favorite part of this entire thing is the fact that in Brandon and Dave, you have two guys in their 40s, who grew up with WWF when it was at its absolute apex. When not only the wrestling, the characters, gimmicks, and storylines were at their peak, but the kayfabe and work was never better. That’s part of the reason watching these two go at it- complete with the histrionics and over the top everything is so entertaining. 

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Name me another boss who drags their coworkers elementary school aged kids into arguments and makes things as personal as Dave? I’ll wait. 

Also - credit to Dave for being man enough to admit he probably flushed $3 million down the toilet because his prize qb stinks 

Sidebar- Dave posted this and man oh man was this sad to listen to-

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Dave left the cast with this- 

Knowing how things go for Dave, Wolverines probably win by 30

P.s.- gotta admit, the memes coming off this asportation in Ann Arbor have been gold-