What In The Frick Kind Of Sorcery Is Going On Here?
Go ahead. Try it. I know you want to. Get your stupid ass down on the ground right now and attempt to get up like this.
Imagine finding yourself in this position and either A) not immediately falling flat on your face, or B) not tearing your Achilles straight in half.
You'd have to get a protractor out to measure that shin angle. And that's even after the smoothest pop up of all-time. Before you even get yourself into that position, you basically need to glitch out real quick to push yourself off the ground. You'd see this in Madden and you'd think the developers got lazy.
They lost the game on a blocked field goal, sure. But 3 receptions for 73 yards and showing off to the world that you're a wizard? Dalen Penson is my biggest winner from last night's Colorado vs Georgia Tech game. He has to have some draft stock now even if teams are just curious in working with the dark arts.