"We're On To Seattle" Mike Vrabel Got Asked About The Dianna Russini Athletic Investigation And Masterfully Invoked Shades Of The Old Patriot Way

Shout out to The Athletic for finally getting around to finishing that Dianna Russini investigation from April. Granted they didn't interview her OR get access to her phone for it, but there's no denying they wrote a lot of words about on the subject. Some of them were even formed into sentences too! Impressive stuff. If you're interested in catching up on on a summary of their brave & bold journalism, click on the blog above. Although if you're pressed for time, this former NFL player had a pretty thorough recap:

But if you're here for the response from Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel, that's directly below my friend. Now hand up, I did adjust his quote a little bit in my headline. Only a smidge though. Just sounded cleaner ya know? Plus that investigation proved* Dianna really did nothing wrong blurring the morale lines out there. Only seems fair that I get to do the same. There is a chance what I did was what Big J's refer to as "paraphrasing'?

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The fuck if I know brother! Truthfully I just wanted to use her red carpet pics as a thumbnail one last time for some easy afternoon pageviews. 

I don't care about any of this. I'm already onto Cincinnati Seattle too. 

Now I don't want to necessarily support alleged affairs allegedly going on out there… But pretty hard not to be impressed by Bill's horny young Padawan here. That had to make The Hoodie proud. Tale as old as time for that podium's playbook really.

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What an all-time classic from quite possibly the only Patriot who was a hornier hound dog than Dirty Mike & the boys. Allegedly of course. Although it will be interesting to see if any other beat writers ask about the Russini Rabbit Hole(s) moving forward. If the Patriots drop a few games in a row to start the season, can only imagine what type of salacious sordid stuff will start bubbling up. Something to keep an eye on for sure. 

Either way, what a week for NEWS huh? Thanks for the click!