This Quadruple Nutmeg Has Me Super Worried That We're Actually Just Living In A Simulation
That's a glitch, right? I mean it has to be.
I've gotten pretty good over the years at detecting AI bullshit. I know there are nerds out there who are looking to make a fool of us all with their slop. But this isn't that. This feels like something more sinister is afoot. Almost as if whoever is controlling the Matrix wanted us to see that this world we are living in is all by their design. Because not only did that happen, but it was also beautifully captured on camera? The odds of that ball making its way through 4 sets of legs AND getting caught on camera has to be one in a million? One in a billion?
And here's the thing--if I ever find out that Denver Summit FC tried to pull a fast one on us? I swear to god, I'll never watch a Denver Summit FC game again. As long as I live, I will not watch them play another game. Typically I schedule my whole week around watching the Summs, but never again if I hear this was actually some AI generated bullshit. So either this happened in real life and is one of the craziest coincidences to occur on a soccer pitch, or they take that lie to their grave. Because they can't afford to lose a fan like me.