AND STILL: Even At 60 Years Old Salma Hayek In Poolside Bikinis Remains AWESOME, So Let's Give Her A Well Deserved Belated Birthday Tribute Today

Devlin9/06/2026 9:00 PM

Happy CFB Week 1 to all who celebrate but wanted to quickly hop on & right a massive wrong I just noticed today… Because how the hell did we miss covering Salma Hayek's 60th birthday a few days ago? That is fucking NEWS folks. And most certainly a moment that deserves to be celebrated. Feel free to argue with a wall if you think otherwise.

Really doesn't get more iconic than her legendary career. Elite talents from dusk till dawn brother. 365 days per year. Now, then, FOREVER.

And I do stress the word FOREVER here too. Think about it… How many celebrities in the anals of history have maintained such a consistent level of hotness that their content from 1996 & 2026 somehow remains equally powerful? Granted her SI Swimsuit issue shoot was last year in 2025 but you get the point. STILL COUNTS!

And I have NO doubt Salma can still get you 120 yards & 2 TDs like it's no problem at all. If anything, she's getting stronger as we head into the 4th quarter. Once again it must be said, God bless Latina vampires.

Not much else to add. Just wanted to salute a true legend for looking better at 60 than most of us do in our primes. So thanks for the mammaries Salma. It's been the breast of times following your illustrious career. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!