Does Running From a Fight While in Court Make You a Bitch?

It's hard to say. I suppose it depends on what your charge is. If you're fighting a series of parking tickets because you're an insane person who refuses to pay them out of a principle I don't understand. And even though it regularly makes your life more difficult, and you have a car in your garage that isn't being used, you continue parking illegally until one morning there's a boot on it.

Ironically, Mikey Bets probably would have fought that guy in a heartbeat. But if you're only in court for parking tickets, it's probably not worth it. Just do what you gotta do and get out of there as unscathed as possible.

But if you know you're about to go to jail... well you would hate to be known as a bitch from day one. Because the guy who initiated the fight will almost certainly get there first. He'll be first to make friends. He'll spread the rumor of your cowardice the moment you get there. Next thing you know you're straightening your hair and changing your name from Andre to Andrea. Then you're getting fucked. In the ass or mouth. 

Idk something about this video got me. It always makes me laugh when you can tell exactly what's going through a person's head. I don't know what the hell the aggressor was thinking other than "I'm crazy I want to fight in court". But the other guy... the coward... he starts off the video on his heels. Then base instincts kick in and he thinks "Well shit, I gotta defend myself". So he squares up. Looks for an angle. Contemplates it for a second. Then realizes, "Holy shit I'm really about to fight in court. That's ridiculous", and goes right back to running in circles from the bad guy like Scooby-Doo.

Or maybe he just realized he was going to get his ass kicked. You never want to fight a man who wants to more than you do. Or a man who already has a black eye. meaning he was probably just in a fight, knows what mistake he made last time, and is looking to make some adjustments on your face. Unless that black eye is a face tattoo? I guess for all intents and purposes that pretty much means the same thing.