No-Brainer: A Miami Frat Made The Easiest Decision Ever And Named Abella Danger As Their Sweetheart For This Year

Reags9/03/2026 3:30 PM

My fault for not putting her Instagram in here first, blame the embed system. Second, uh no shit. This was only a matter of time when Abella Danger decided to go back to college and study at Miami. There was always going to be a frat out there that made the move to name her a sweetheart. It's a no-brainer decision. You get the Instagram bump plus it's the 2026 plot to The Girl Next Door. That's really what I want to say. The Girl Next Door is such a good movie and Elisha Cuthbert might be the hottest person ever in that movie

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Now back to Abella Danger and the sweetheart role. She tagged a guy and said it was his idea when he was a pledge. How did it take a pledge to come up with the idea? PR 101 and you're telling me a brother at the time didn't think of it? You gotta be on your toes down there at Miami. At the minimum, need the camera guy during Miami's playoff run

Shout out the Pike's at Miami though. Stayed a step ahead of the rest of the frats. Would love to know how the meeting and vote went for Abella as the Sweetheart. If you've been in a frat you know typically it's a yeah let's get out of this meeting, move on type shit. That one had to be the easiest 100% of all time.