Stop What You're Doing And Watch Stu Feiner Give The World's Most Graphic And Artistic Restaurant Review Of All Time

We use a lot of hyperbole but that is art right there. Watching Stu preach about his favorite restaurant must be what it was like watching the Sistine Chapel get painted. Some things just leave you absolutely speechless, and this was one of them. Every sentence that came out of his mouth was better than the last. I don't want to type my favorite lines because the FBI might be monitoring the situation but 

Stu is the absolute best, man. No comedian in the world could do what Stu does. His ability to be so earnest while being so over the top graphic is second to none. I am constantly impressed watching his magic.

And it's really who he is. Don't forget his eulogy, just 1 of 1. Well worth the 18 minute watch.