Mooning Is So Back After This Fella Blasts His Bare Cheeks In The Middle Of A "High" Speed Police Chase
At one point in your life, you mooned somebody for the very last time without even knowing it. You were likely 8 or 9-years-old at the time, and you don't even remember it. You thought that mooning people would be a part of your life forever, similar to the threat of quicksand. But here you are decades later and the idea of blasting your bare ass at somebody hasn't even crossed your mind.
That is, of course, until the world's slowest police chase ever went crawling through Southern California and this fella decided to spread those cheeks right in the face of all the cops in pursuit. That police was moving at glacial speed. He wouldn't have even gotten ticketed driving through a school zone. Clearly the assailant isn't much of a Fast & Furious fan, and needed some assistance in shaking the cops.
That's where our mooner comes into play here. Distract the cops with those baby smooth cheeks. It looks like he went and shaved his ass right before getting out there on the street. He knew this was showtime. He knew the news cameras would be out. He knew the cops wouldn't be able to resist rubber necking to get a glimpse of that full moon. If the driver had any hopes of getting out of this one, there was his chance. Now that's what I call a moon landing.