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WATCH: Bodycam Footage From Jed York's Prostitute Sting Shows The Cops Clowning Him About His Cash While He Tries To Play It Cool In A Yankees Shirt With Grey Athletic Shorts. YIKES!

If you missed the alleged Jed York prostitute saga from Sunday feel free to catch up above or below. Needless to say, it's been a TOUGH week for the 49ers owner. 

And as far as $160 boofs go, this one was most certainly an all-timer. Just not in a good way. 

But despite the legal part appearing already settled, the court of public opinion has seemingly just begun for ol' Jed. Plus the NFL is now looking into this case under the personal conduct policy too. 

Gonna take a wild guess and say this new bodycam footage of the arrest isn't gonna help there. Desperately horny & sad divorced dads, LOOK AWAY. 

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“He’s got more cash in his wallet, a shitload of cash. It’s crazy the people that do this. They could do whatever they want. It’s wild”

TOUGH scenes for John Jed out there in Ohio. Can't imagine he'll try driving by East Palestine anytime soon. And although the cops clowning a billionaire about cash while he's sitting in handcuffs is funny… 

There's also something about seeing that post divorce wedding ring + Adam Sandler uniform combo that sends an icy chill down my spine. This is a man who is lost off the reservation and does NOT want to be found. Quite frankly someone in his life needs to remind him to choose LOVE, ASAP. 

Other wise he'll be playing a dangerous game the rest of this entire season. Another easy win for The Substation I suppose. But at least he wasn't wearing this new Disney crossover shirt during the drive? Bad optics around new merch would've really pissed Goodell off I bet. 

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Sounds like he hasn't shown up to the NFL owners meeting yet. Probably for the best. 

But have no fear, because The Bunny Ranch is here to offer some immediate help & rehabilitation for him. Nice! Speaking of which, remember how cool it was seeing that segment on HBO back in the day? Man those were the days. 

Imagine if John Jed just jerked off to 'Real Sex' or some scrambled softcore porn on a motel TV for free instead of embarrassing his entire blood line over a $160 trailer park load? 

Don't actually imagine that though. Hypothetical suggestion. This whole blog is alleged anyway. Get me the fuck out of here Bubs. Cory, Trevor, SMOKES!!

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PS: for the love of God somebody hook Jed up with a DD card pack. He could use a new hobby right now.