UPDATE: Trailer Park From Jed York's Prostitute Sting Needs Everyone To Know They Had NOTHING To Do With It And He Was Simply Pulled Over There "Not The Type Of Place That Jerry Springer Would Ever Find People To Be On His Show"

Quick update to that Jed York arrest story from yesterday. If you need a recap on that alleged $140* prostitute goofin' then give a click above. But before you go any further please do keep one thing at the front of your mind... He was NOT actually going IN that trailer park. Apparently he was just driving by when he got pulled over. At least that's what Mr. Lahey said about it...

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(SOURCE) - Management of the trailer park in question wants it to be known that the location of the arrest was a coincidence. The arrest happened at the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community. And the community has posted the following message on its Facebook page, via Zain Khan of the New York Post. 

“I just got off the phone with the Chief of Police for East Palestine, Chief Weingart. According to the chief, Jed York was arrested in the park because that’s where he happened to pull over. They were not using addresses in the park as part of their sting operation. This news of this arrest in our quiet community is just as shocking to us, as to the rest of you. While we support law enforcement in their efforts, we really have no other knowledge of the situation. 

From the community’s website: “Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community is a clean, quiet, and affordable place to call home. This is not the type of place that Jerry Springer would ever find people to be on his show.”

And there you have it. Case closed! So let's not disparage this budding mobile home community any further. Glad we cleared that up. Although admittedly the Ohio memes have been pretty terrific. Keep in mind I'm saying that with all due respect. 

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All jokes aside though, gotta feel for John Jed a little bit here. 2026 has clearly NOT been his year. Not just with seemingly endless 49ers controversies but also getting divorced from his wife of 15 years too. As Shaq once said, "Aw damn."

But even JJ has to give a slight tip o' the hat to the cop who arrested him. Turns out this guy is the real life Luke Hobbs of Ohio. All he does is kick ass, chew bubblegum, and "ensnare especially repugnant creatures" per this local newsletter. That is a DUDE. 

(SOURCE) - Catching rats and other vermin starts with using the right bait, and when Detective Dan Haueter sets the trap, they come scurrying out of the shadows. Haueter is a detective with the East Palestine Police Department and a member of the Mahoning Valley Human Trafficking Task Force. What he catches are especially repugnant creatures. And the bait they’re most drawn to are ads that Haueter posts on known prostitution websites

Although John Jed wasn't exactly the toughest creature to catch either. Allegedly he hit up the fake prostitute 3 times over the weekend to guarantee they'd be able to meet up by Sunday. Oh what a tangled web those bored horny billionaires weave huh?

(SOURCE) - York allegedly said he was coming in from Boardman, Ohio — about 25 minutes away — and wanted the woman to “shoot him an address.” He then, according to the report, asked how much the female would charge for one hour. He “was advised that full service sexual activity was $160.00, with unprotected sex being $20 more,” officials wrote in the report. “York advised that the $160.00 worked for him, and he was on his way.” York was then given a meeting location address, which was at an East Palestine trailer park with “a fictitious lot number,” according to the report.

HOWEVA, apologies to him for getting that total cost wrong yesterday. I know it's not way off but if I've learned anything from watching rich pieces of shit exist on this earth, it's that they are actually the cheapest shrewdest motherfuckers alive and ALWAYS value every single cent possible. 

And as evidenced by him reportedly getting arrested with only $160 in his pocket, clearly that $20 extra to rip n' tear raw wasn't worth it to a guy worth $8.5 billion. Fascinating stuff. Not unlike this Disney/NFL collab that just dropped on Monday. No notes brother!

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So far it's TBD if the NFL will actually punish him at all for this trailer park transgression. Rules for thee but not for John Jed as they say. Will report back if anything materializes there. But in the meantime, feel free to enjoy some Jerry Springer's "best" moments below. 

ONLY IN AMERICA AND DEFINITELY NOT EAST PALESTINE, OHIO!

PS: why the fuck didn't he just fly private to Hedonism II to dump some depressed loads? Did he learn NOTHING from Hedo Rick? What an idiot. What a fuckin' idiot!