Sydney Sweeney Wore Some A+ Wonder Woman Spandex This Weekend And Also Strapped Herself To A Stunt Plane For A Terrific Tom Cruise Tribute

Devlin8/24/2026 5:00 PM

Shout out to our dear friend Sydney Sweeney for that wonderful free promotion above. Pretty generous of her to remind everybody out there it's officially CAMP SZN here at Barstool SPORTS. As is tradition, the warlocks abide partner.

Although cards on the table, I don't think we're putting any of our crew into cosplay costumes at Camp Barstool. Maybe a missed opportunity there? Just imagine the thumbnails & pageviews! But even still, should be a GREAT week for them out in the unknown wilderness. Tune in starting tonight… And don't forget to VIVA brother.

And although I'm sure there are some absolutely demented activities planned for our unsuspecting talent, there is one thing I'd like to see added to the ledger for next year. Unless of course we can get these bi-plane stunt pilots to fly into our forest on short notice this week? Maybe Syd can put in a good word for us. Either way, Tom Cruise better watch his ass.

Honestly had no idea you could just sign up to be strapped to a plane like that. NO THANKS. Salute to anyone brave enough to do it but that is not my bag, baby. And FYI I don't fuck with Swedish made penis enlarging pumps either.

HOWEVA, I would like to start a petition to put Sydney as the new lead for the 'Mission Impossible' series if Tom is actually retired from Ethan Hunt-ing now. Because between that wild ride above & all the crazy stunts she performed herself on 'Euphoria', there's plenty of proof she's got the juice for high wire acts like that. Food for thought my friend.

And hell, DC midas whale cast her as the new Wonder Woman too. As anyone with eyeballs can see, the suit fits perfectly on her. Plus maybe Diana of Themyscira should've been a blonde this whole time anyway? I'd say that's a brave & bold reboot idea we can all get behind. Have a great week.