'What The Fuck Is This?' - Zlatan Was Furious That Erling Haaland Decided To Shav His Head And Ruin His Entire Look

I feel like that's a fair response from Zlatan. I don't know why Erling Haaland would go from this: 

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To this: 

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It doesn't look right. You had the signature flow and from a bald, don't ruin it. I don't mind being bald, there's nothing wrong with it. But if I had hair like Haaland, not a chance in hell I'm letting that go. Not in my 20s, that's for damn sure. I'm letting that flow and fly all around the field. I mean the guy won over basically the entire world this summer, now he's back for Man City, a club that basically everyone hates and has a buzz cut. It's not right! 

Zlatan almost took it personally though. You wouldn't ever see Zlatan cut his hair and that's a promise. Him just opening up with the what fuck did you do like a disappointed dad hits home. It's the only response people should have until this inevitably ends up as an ad for something or marketing campaign. I hate that we live in a world where that's all I can think, but so be it. 

Disgusting slap in the face to those who can't grow hair to do this. Man City should be relegated after the shaved head incident.