A Genetic Freak: Scott Steiner's Son Breaking Out A German Suplex During A Brawl With The Cowboys Should Earn Him A Long-Term Contract

You want to find a real enforcer in the NFL, here you go. I mean think about it, there are brawls all the time in training camps and joint practices. It's a sport where you're trying to lay people out. Why wouldn't you bring in Scott Steiner's son? It's simple math. Look, he's a genetic freak so if you're going up against him it's 25%. Then you add the Saints logo to the helmet and it's down to 33 1/3% and little Poppa Pump has got a 66 and 2/3 percent. So you take his 75% chance of winning, then add 66 and 2/3 and he's got a 141 and 2/3% chance of being a Hall of Famer. 

Think the bigger problem here is that Brock is playing tight end/receiver. That man needs to be a linebacker. I know he was decent at Jacksonville State

But then again if he breaks out the math quote or bicep kiss in the NFL it's an elite touchdown celebration. In fact, we need more wrestling celebrations. Give me an HBK strut, a DX suck it, a Booker T spinaroonie, anything and everything. Not one person should get a flag if they break out an old school wrestling move in the end zone.

Now as for this fight. Why would you try to fight Scott Steiner's son? I'm assuming the last name was the mix up here. Kinda bullshit that their real last name isn't Steiner. So perhaps the Cowboys were unaware of who they were messing with and thought it was a fair fight. This is why you need to lock him up if you're the Saints though. You got an enforcer. You got a guy to get views. He'll protect Tyler Shough and anyone else out there. 

Wrestling is truly everywhere and we really did have it the best during the 90s. Perfect German suplex.