"Do You Think You Could Eat Beaver" -- Local Morning News Show Isn't Afraid To Ask The Important Questions
Do I think I could eat beaver? Lady,,,,I'm ordering it off the menu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
This is what the morning news is all about. This is how you're supposed to get your day going. You get a few updates about some overnight shootings. You hear about some bullshit your local government is up to. You get a story about a dog that stopped having seizures because it became best friends with a duck. And then you get a spicy anchorwoman sneaking a little cunnilingus chat into the mix.
Naughty naughty naughty.
And it's the best type of naughty, too, because you don't quite know how intentional it is. Part of you has to think she knows exactly what she's doing. But on the other hand, the male brain works in a totally different way. There's always a chance she just thought the idea of eating a silly little animal is what had these fellas in an uproar. Totally unbeknownst to her, she was an Uber driver taking their minds on a ride straight to the gutter.
But this moment right here is where you have to believe it was all a set up. Where she knew she could walk these boys right into a trap they couldn't resist.
"The beaver is the most sought after"
"It is."
That's just great television. And that's what makes the morning news in any local market a must watch. Nobody is trying to become the next Walter Cronkite on the morning news. They just want to see if they can sneakily talk about eating pussy on TV without getting in trouble for it. That's art.