Dumping Them Out – Killing Zombies

John Rich8/16/2026 9:00 PM

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. The Little League World Series starts this week. I always watch it. And I usually use this blog to ramble about whatever it is I'm currently watching. But sometimes I feel like I can't talk about 12-year old kids playing baseball for multiple paragraphs in a row, then follow it up with

Anyways, I think Ohio and New Jersey got a real shot this year. Some great hitters in those lineups.

There's this virtual reality video game place called Sandbox VR. They have them across the country. I'm sure someone else reading this has been to one before. It's one of those full body virtual reality experiences. I went a few months ago and did a Squid Games thing. That was super fun. We all loved it. So we went again, but decided to do one of those zombie killer games. One of these bitches.

I've got notes Sandbox VR. It kinda sucks. It's way too many zombies. I feel like I spent 30 minutes being gang raped by zombies. I did all the blasting I could. But it's just spraying bullets into a giant hoard of zombies. They never stop coming. They never stop raping you. It was a violating experience. I would die 100 times, then the game just moves you on like you did something – "Here's the next stage! Have fun getting fucked agian!". And at the end they have the nerve to tell me that you somehow won the game. No didn't. I was getting my ass fucked the entire time. To say we "won" is absurd. That game could be so fun if they just dialed back the zombies by 80%. Let me pick the zombies off one by one. Don't just fuck me with them the entire time.

Here's a sketch idea. A guy goes to over to Diddy's house to try out Diddy's new virtual reality room. He puts all the VR gear on. Diddy picks a game for him to play. He picks a game where the main character gets captured by the bad guy. I think you know where I'm going with this. In the VR world, the bad guy starts oiling up the main characters ass or something… Diddy's friend is like "Wow this feels so real!"… then we zoom out to find real life Diddy oiling up his friend while he's got all the VR stuff on, etc. etc. Diddy uses VR to fuck his friends. That's the sketch.

Speaking of fucked up virtual reality, remember that weird episode of Black Mirror where the guys would play that virtual reality Tekken game? Then they found it was way more fun to just fuck each other? Just guys being dudes. Two bros hopping on the headset for a quick VR fuck. Weird episode Black Mirror. Although I suppose I did just come up with one myself. Well done I guess.

Here's a high school soccer player beating the shit out of another high school soccer player.

"The beautiful game" - Kobe Bryant

Every time I see a video of high school soccer being played, it makes me wish I played high school soccer. I should have picked a sport like that where most of the best athletes just didn't play. I'd have been great out there. I mean, did you see Kabish? Everybody is piling on the kid who did the ass kicking, and rightfully so, but that pass from Kabish left much to be desired. If Kabish plays a halfway decent through ball up the sideline, his teammate doesn't have to play defense, and that whole fight might never happen. Then he just stands off to the side and watches his teammate get pummeled. Be better, Kabish.