It Can Be Done – 4 Months Ago Two Philadelphia Men Robbed a Brinks Truck, No Arrests Have Been Made, and Police Say They Have No Clue Who Did It

These are the stories they don't want you to hear. Just like how they don't want you to know 50% of murders go unsolved. Stories about criminals who have been arrested robbing Brinks trucks are a dime a dozen. The powers at be want you to think robbing a Brink's truck is impossible. So that when you see a Brinks truck, you don't even consider pulling the AR-15 out of your trunk and taking the driver for $1.8M in broad daylight.

"That money is no good. The bills are numbered. Even if you get away, you'll be busted in a weeks time." – Umm not quite, asshole. Have you ever heard of drugs? Have you ever head of buying a lot of them and becoming a classy cocaine dealer who only sells to rich celebrities? The government wants you to believe that's not a viable option when you pull up on a Brinks truck unloading behind a Dave & Busters. But as these fine Philadelphia gentleman have shown us, it absolutely is. At least for 4 months. 

At this point, I'm cheering for the criminals. I'm far enough removed from the situation for none of this to be real to me. I might as well be cheering for Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. And as far as $1.8M heists go, unless you've found a way to take money directly out the pockets of Elon Musk, robbing a Brinks Truck is about as ethical as it gets. If you can manage to not hurt/murder the driver, whatever money you get away with is between The Brink's Company and the Federal Reserve (I think). And I think both of them will be perfectly fine taking a $1.8M hit. Just have our president attend one less sporting event that year. Problem solved. 

Good luck out there, criminals. And remember everyone, when it comes to robbing Brinks trucks – it can be done.