John Rich

Men Can't Even Be Dry Anymore

Look at him. A dry king in the year 2026. Minding his own damn business. Who knows who he could be texting. Probably charity. In the rain. With an umbrella he surely paid for. In his cleanest sneakers. His greyest  sweatshirt. A hat. Round of applause for a man who leaves home prepared..  But don't 

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Men Can't Even Be Dry Anymore

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