Alison Brie Broke Down Fucking ALL Weekend After Offering Molly To Dave Franco When They First Met During Mardi Gras And The World NEEDS More People Like Her BFF Who Secretly Hooked Them Up
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“She texts me, and I get a text from her from across the table, and she goes, ‘You should hook up with Davey tonight.’” “And I’m like, ‘I mean, yes please.’ Meanwhile, across the table, she shows Davey the text exchange. He’s like, ‘Oh, cool,’ and she goes, ‘Don’t tell her I showed you those texts.’… I sit next to Dave at the bar and tell him, ‘Look, there is Molly in this beer. We should split the beer and have a great night together.’”
We need more people like Alison Brie's best friend out there. Simply incredible matchmaking. And even for a celebrity couple, that is some otherworldly real life rom-com magic. Hallmark Channel needs to get that script into production immediately.
Can you even imagine landing in NOLA for Mardi Gras & running into Alison at the airport by chance, only to share a Molly fueled beer later & have what I assume is some of the wildest sex Bourbon St has ever seen? Allegedly.
Careful how hard you imagine though. Not one man should have all that power!!
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Also keep in mind this happened in 2011, during PRIME 'Mad Men' & 'Community' Brie. Unreal era for her. And it's truly surreal to see she said "Choose LOVE, Dave. ONE TIME." Then he literally checked his texts.
Now they've been married for almost 10 years. Glad it worked out for someone out there!
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An evening of love indeed… Not much else to add to this but thought it was worth spotlighting because there really aren't many celebrity couples worth rooting for in this cold world. Pretty hard to find any that appear genuinely in love. Still breaks my heart that Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillipe didn't make it.
But these two crazy kids clearly got something that works. LOVE & LUST working hand in hand & hole in hole during a never ending symphony of ferocious fluids & comforting cuddles. If only we could all be so lucky. Appreciate Alison & Dave for showing us all the way though.
Looks like I need to find some Molly, make at least (1) friend, and book a flight to New Orleans ASAP. 1/3 ain't bad for now. Chicks dig SkyMiles right?
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