Announcement: Summer Ain't Over Until Eva Murati Gets Out Of Her Bikini, Ends Vacation And Declares It's Time For Fall To Start

I've seen this tweet going around the last couple of days and I get it. But I'm also at the point where I'm sick of hearing about this. We wish away summer too much and then bitch about things coming in too early. The fact that there are Halloween designs up and people bragging about fall beers. No. It's August. It's still summer. We only get a few months of summer, we can't keep saying how much it sucks. I'll say it, summer is fine. I say that as a parent! Parents are the one people who bitch the most about the summer, but it's golf season. It's pool season. 

And you know what made me think that? We saw Eva Murati on vacation talking about summer 

I don't get the whole maxxing thing and you won't see me saying that because I'm 40. But I'm also a blogger, so of course I'm mixing in some smut here for an idea to blog about people bitching that summer stinks. I'm taking a stand, while using Eva Murati as the bait for you to click. Credit to me for admitting that here. 

The point is of course we love football. It's the best. But we don't need to give up warm weather just to watch football, it's what makes it special! We get it for this shorter amount of time so you take it in, pray your team doesn't suck ass by Halloween and get through winter with it. Enjoy the last couple weeks. It's the last couple weeks you also can put in some weekend time with your loved ones before you start planning around games. It's easy to do. 

So let it be known. Summer ain't over until Eva Murati is back in the studio and talking soccer to us. 

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