Britney Spears Bikini Dancing Continued Plus A Long Post Where The Former Pop Star Detailed How Her Parents Abused Her Fame, Took Her Kids, And Made Brit Want To Retire From The Music Industry... "I Firmly Believe I Am An Angel, And It Hurts"

Devlin8/11/2026 5:15 PM

Apologies to anyone who had to cringe their way through that blog above last week. I know those mansion dance clips aren’t the easiest watch. And yet somehow, I can't look away. With or without knives in hand.

Hammer don't hurt 'em!

I'm horrified by what Britney just wrote on Insta along with this video: "Check out this secret paparazzi hired by the media to pose as a cleaner and tidy up Britney Spears' house and score a FAT STACK OF CASH to tip off the paps on when and where she's headed, so they can snap some sleazy shots of her, making her look like she's got six tumors on her neck like some American football player... his food was DAMN GOOD .. I didn't suspect a SINGLE THING!!!! Nice play, you assholes, but just you wait ........ my dad up in heaven and down in hell, by the way, is gonna make you idiots fall to your knees !!!!” Is she talking about that guy she recently hired who always wears a cap and in this video is cleaning her house?

Now cards on the table, I can’t imagine this scroll is gonna be any different. Sorry pal. Although judging from this weekend post by Britney, maybe we should just let her do her thing for now? However she wants to do it.

After all, sounds like it’s been a LONG few years for Ms. Spears. And she's ready to FULLY move on from her music career. Aw damn.

Certainly a bummer to finally confirm we’ll never get new music from her. Along with hearing more about how much her family took advantage of all that fame for decades. Even if that wasn’t exactly a surprise or new news.

Man o' Manischewitz what a legendary run it was though. One of the greatest primes a pop star has ever put forth in the anals of history. No doubt about it.

RIPIP. Press F to pay respects. Etc.