President Elect Kanye West Says He Will Help Out The Dude Looking To Trade His Yeezy Sneakers For A New Kidney
TMZ - Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are trying to do a good thing for the guy who desperately needs a kidney and is trying to score one by dangling a pair of rare Yeezy Boosts … but there’s a problem. Matt Neal, a 26-year-old Michigan man has Berger’s disease, which causes kidney failure. He’s on a transplant waiting list but perilously far down. So he came up with the idea of trading his Yeezys for an organ. Kanye and Kim heard his story and were moved … they say if he ends up making the trade they’ll give him a brand new pair of the impossible to get pricey kicks. Now the tough news. Federal law makes it illegal for anyone to offer money or merchandise in return for an organ. There’s no wiggle room … the law is clear. Short story … Matt needs help. The good news … Matt’s Facebook solicitation has moved lots of people, some of whom say they’ll donate a kidney for free, which is totally legal.
Now this is the sort of stuff that wins you the 2020 election. Remember the gentleman that was on dialysis and looking to trade his Yeezys for a new kidney last week? Well its Kanye West to the rescue. Future Mr. President of the United States. No better way to fire up the campaign than with some good will. A real heart warming story. I can just see the headlines now:
“KANYE WEST DONATES KIDNEY TO DYING MAN”
“KANYE WEST SAVES DYING MAN’S LIFE – GIVES HIM NEW KIDNEY”
“FUTURE PRESIDENT WEST WILL MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR HIS PEOPLE”
Oh whats that? He’s just gonna replace his sneakers in the event that this guy actually pulls off the Yeezy-Kidney swap? Alright well thats still dope. Dude probably values those shoes more than his kidney’s anyway, he just doesnt wanna die. Giving up those 350s probably hurts more than the Berger’s disease thats actually ending his life. So in a way replacing those shoes is more important anyway. Either way, Kanye starting his 2020 campaign on the right foot.
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