Hoop Dreams: The Pistons G League Affiliate Motor City Cruise Is Hosting Open Tryouts Next Month For A Non-Refundable Fee Of $250

Listen, you've probably always wondered what it would take to get you in the league. All those nights playing 2K playing MyCareer just dreaming about when it was gonna be you. You may be a 37 year old, slightly overweight 5'9 white fella but you can make it splash from the corner. Your cardio may not be up to par, but fuck it, if you can sit in the corner like Steve Novak, you will be draining those shots.

Well, now's your chance. Even if you have zero redeemable basketball skills, you can pay the one time fee of $250 and tell your kids down the line that you "had a tryout for the Pistons back in the day". This could be you in no time:

Motor City Cruise is an elite name by the way. And that logo? I may be on a plane to the Motor City next week. I know some people are saying that they must be broke if they are asking for $250, but my best guess is that the team backed by the number 1 seed in the East last year might just be looking for their next Cade Cunningham. Regardless, good luck out there.