Anyone Complaining About The Guy In Colombia Who Farted So Bad He Cleared Out An Entire Movie Theater Needs To Lighten Up And Get A Sense Of Humor
NY Post- A “Spider-Man” screening in Cartagena, Colombia was evacuated after one of the audience members suffered from an extreme fart attack. The gas leak occurred on August 2 on “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” at the Cine Colombia multiplex inside the Plaza Bocagrande shopping center, Jam Press reported.
The theater-goer’s proverbial Pumpkin Bomb filled the darkened auditorium with a horrible odor, prompting audience members to flee their seats in disgust.
Hundreds of film fans were reportedly evacuated into the hallway. Footage shows the aghast film fans milling about in the corridor alongside someone dressed in a Spiderman suit.
As of yet, the culprit has not been identified, although reports claimed they either detonated a stink bomb as a prank or didn’t make it to the bathroom in time.
“There’s no respect anymore, but I don’t think anyone is so rotten as to evacuate an entire auditorium,” said one.
Another wrote, “To ruin a whole cinema like that, only God knows what that person ate.”
This is why there's news on the internet folks. Who cares politics, sports, think pieces, etc etc when you can get a story about a guy dropping a blast so bad it clears out an entire theater. Now the worry here, as always is that you have to make sure this guy really did this organically and it wasn't some sort of device or stink bomb etc - if he did that he's a jerk, especially for a movie everyone wants to see. But on the other hand, if he really did fart on his own, as I text my brothers when I saw the story ... build the guy a fucking statue. Let me explain.
Listen, maybe it's growing up in a room with brothers, or attending an all boys catholic school, or playing sports, or growing up in the 90's when it felt like fart humor was at it's peak ... or just flat out being a guy, or having a simple sense of humor, but fart jokes or ripping a fart was a national past time for guys my age. And yes a smelly one from someone else can sure be tough to stomach or swallow, it's like exchanging blows in the boxing ring that while gross, you get points if yours is the worst smelling or loudest. In the immediate aftermath people will say that's gross, but as time passes they will tip their cap that you won the belt that day. Nothing gets a better laugh and bonds the boys then a big one of your own. So if this guy let one go so bad that he cleared a fucking movie theater out ... he's literally the king.
It wouldn't shock me if some people remember their best farts of all time, or smelliest, I got a few off the top of my head. I'm also sure if people wanted to ammo up in a fart war they would know exactly what to eat to load the chamber. We all have different and unique recipes. A certain food, a restaurant etc. If you are reading this you know that's true ... you may deny it, but facts are facts. So if this guy literally cleared out a room that big - call me immature but I say build him a statue. And if you can't laugh about it ... get a sense of humor.
Another final thing that makes the internet so great ... this comment on the guy dressed as Spiderman trying to get on the horn and solve the problem is very funny.