Dressing Up in Full Spider-Man Costume to Run an Upside Down Spider-Man Kissing Booth is a Dastardly Horny Move

It's a pretty innovative idea by upside down Spider-Man make out guy. But innovation and horniness are not mutually exclusive. In fact, horny dudes are often some of the most innovative people in the world.

Fandom is a weird thing. Stop me if you've heard this one before, but fan is short for fanatic. The definition of fanatic is "person with extreme, uncritical devotion, an unreasonable passion for a belief, or an intense obsession with a hobby."

Fandom is also one of, if not the most exploitable thing in the world (that or drug addiction). Just ask literally any successful person/entity in the entertainment industry. Take the NFL for example. I'm a fan of their league. Years ago, I signed up for NFL Sunday Ticket. Now they have my credit card number. Every year before football season, they charge however much money to it as they please. Every year it seems to be more. They don't even warn me. It just happens. And I say, "Thank you, NFL. I will consume and promote your product tirelessly for the next 5 months."

Fandom is dangerous, because it can be weaponized. Thankfully, the NFL is mostly just business evil. They mostly radicalize their fans into sitting on the couch eating chips and dip for 12 hours every Sunday. But do you know who else had fans? Jim Jones. Charles Manson. David Duke. Josephy Kony. Adolf Hitler. Jared From Subway.

Sorry I got a bit off track there. My point is, somebody keep an eye on upside down Spider-Man make out guy. I'm not saying he's definitely up to no good. I'm just saying... it's one of the hornier ventures I've seen someone take up in some time.

And it's a dangerous game for everybody involved. It's might be most dangerous for upside down Spider-Man himself. You saw the way that one couple (smartly) replaced the hot chick with a dog. There's a lot of gross people in the world. A lot of diseases to be caught. He's in a very vulnerable position hanging upside down. There are a million different ways it could go wrong in a hurry. What if Spider-Man says no to a girl because she has very obvious herpes lip, but the girl accuses him of not wanting to kiss her because she's Puerto Rican. Then he becomes upside down racist Spider-Man make out guy. It can all go south so fast.

Anyways, be careful out there Spider-Man fans. And be careful upside down Spider-Man makeup guy. I feel like there's a 50% chance this ends up in an arrest one way or another.