It Turns Out The Boston Celtics Reportedly Pursued LeBron James In Free Agency

Where is GREENIE?! Listen, Boston fans always have a special place of delusion in my heart. There was absolutely no chance LeBron would sign with the Celtics. He still hates that franchise and they are the last team he'd ever sign with if you like Greenie's pen:

But to see that Brad Stevens, who has had a miserable offseason if you ask this Lakers fan, ATTEMPTED to go out and get him is laugh out loud funny. Brother, you're going to get Paul George and deal with it. But let's say LeBron did mend the fence and did go there. Would Portnoy and Bald Paul and all his little jesters do a complete 180 and hang up the LeBron barbie at their desk like I had when he was a Laker? Would Greenie delete all his blogs and tweets from the last 15 years? The answer is a resounding yes!

Anyway, poor Celtics. LeBron in that green woulda looked kinda cool. That's a shame.