Air Force Bron: LeBron Is Apparently Going To Live In NYC And Commute To Philly Everyday By Helicopter
You know what? I get it. Living in Philly isn't for everybody.
Everyone who lives in Philly has a love/hate relationship with the city. They love it to death and they'll defend the city always. But there definitely some downsides to the city. Maybe crime isn't your thing. Maybe you're not a huge fan of a group of 30 kids ripping down the middle of the street on dirtbikes. Maybe you don't want to deal with traffic on 76 or 676 or 95 or the Blue Route or the turnpike or 42. I totally get it.
So if you're LeBron, you can live in New York and travel to Philly every day on a helicopter. That way you can get all the good parts of Philly that make people love this city, without dealing with all the other nonsense that make you hate it. He'll be in town enough to hit all the best restaurants, play all the best golf courses, see a bunch of great shows. But he doesn't need to deal with potholes on every street while he's driving to practice every day.
All things considered, the best way to get LeBron to fall in love with Philly during his 2 years here is if he's not actually living in Philly. And that's coming from someone who will live and die in (the) Philly (area). The only streets in Philly that LeBron really needs to get familiar with is Broad and the Ben Franklin Parkway. As long as he knows the championship parade route, we'll be fine.