I Spent $900 to Attend Jeff Nadu's Birthday Bash- Here is the Recap Everyone Needs

You know people always have stuff to say about me but the cake, my close group of people that were there and all the cool people that came and supported me including Tate and Annika and some Stoolies also meant very much to me. Thanks for following along at home as well. I’m always gonna be unapologetically me. You don’t like it, don’t watch, but you will.

As I am sure most of you know, I attended Jeff Nadu’s 37th Birthday Bash on the third floor of Yorgos this past weekend. And let me tell you, it was nothing short of electric. My expectations were sky high, and the trip somehow managed to blow those expectations out of the water. 

The city of Lancaster is absolutely perfect. While we didn’t partake in too much exploring, I definitely saw everything I needed to see in order to give my useless stamp of approval. From the farmers market to the jewelry shop, Downtown Lancaster has everything you could ask for. I also had a lovely dinner at Double C which included the best spicy watermelon margarita I’ve ever tried. However, I assume most of the Barstool fans reading this do not particularly care for me to recap the wonderful city, so let’s move on to the meat and potatoes. 

Jeff Nadu. Where do we begin and where do we end? Jeff Nadu is great. He’s social, he’s hospitable, and he knows how to throw a banger of a party. Truth be told, I still don’t have an accurate read on Jeff Nadu following this trip. I can’t tell how much he plays into a character for the bit, versus how much of what I saw was the raw and true Jeff Nadu. Either way, I was completely entertained. 

And of course we need to address the women that Jeff Nadu surrounds himself with. Jeff Nadu knows baddies the same way I know the back of my hand. The big booty Latinas that Jeff attended the party with were the baddest girls in Lancaster that night. It is simultaneously gentleman-like and badass to fly out three baddies and pay for their stay. And not only that, but he didn’t expect anything in return. While the internet was furious that Jeff did not get sucked, Jeff held his head high and did not let the lack of sucking ruin his time. A gentleman through and through.

I know people want to hear more about Jeff’s sister but I don’t really have much to say. She was absolutely awesome and a complete joy to be around. 

And as for Tate? That man goes on these trips and locks in like nothing I’ve ever witnessed. All Business Pete, make room for All Business Tate. Tate has already received his flowers from way more important people at the company, but I had the chance to witness his craft live and in person. Tate has perfected the balance between allowing his documentary subjects to live their regular life, but also answer the hard hitting questions that the internet needs answers to. After experiencing a Tate documentation trip live, I can confirm that half the entertainment is in the way that Tate documents and records the events in front of him. Certain events, such as the haircut, were about 10x more entertaining when I was able to go back and watch them from Tate’s point of view. 

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However, I did have to give Tate’s bitch ass a little bit of shit this morning for his fake exposure of my midnight escapades with elevator man. 

And now for those of you wondering whether or not elevator man got sucked: He did not. Elevator man and I got to chatting about an hour into Jeff’s party, after he kindly complimented my jeans. After about an hour of chatting with his friend group, Jeff’s sister approached me to let me know that she would be leaving the birthday bash. About five minutes later, elevator man and his friends wanted to leave and go to another bar. At this point I had put in a good three hour shift on the third floor of Yorgos and decided, “fuck it, I only have one night in Lancaster.” As elevator man and I were leaving with his friends, I got stopped by someone who wanted to chat for a second. Elevator man’s friends went ahead of us, and thus, the infamous elevator video came about. We went to another bar for the last hour of the night, and it was no match for the third floor of Yorgos. After the second bar, elevator man made sure I got home safely and that is where the night concluded. We did not kiss, we did not sleep together, and he did not get sucked. That being said, we had a wonderful night and exchanged numbers. 

If I could do this weekend over again, I would do it in a heartbeat and would not change anything about it. I paid for this trip out of my own pocket and managed to have a great time and get involved in some fun content. While millions of people followed along online, I was in complete bliss following the storyline in person. If any of you ever get the chance to attend a Tate documentation trip, or a Jeff Nadu birthday party, just know that you will have the time of your life.