Crushing Golf Balls Off A Boat With Ella Langley Blasting - No One Is Living A Better Life Right Now Than Erling Haaland

I said it in this previous blog. Erling Haaland became a global superstar this summer. He was obviously a superstar in the soccer world and in Europe. But now? Now he's beloved by Americans. He has the raccoon drinking whiskey and partying at E11VEN down 

Now we're seeing it paying off even more. He got over the World Cup loss by going to a fashion show with his girlfriend 

Gets done doing that and immediately pulls off a move that is just, well, it's just smart. He's crushing golf balls off a boat with Ella Langley blasting 

And, yes, obligatory: 

But you tell me how else you'd want to spend your summer? Oh, I don't know, become a global superstar, make history for my country, become beloved by everyone and then smoke some drives. Seems like a decent way to go about it. I don't care about Messi or Lamine Yamal winning the World Cup. This is about living life. Actually, I may listen to a case for Messi quick

But as a fellow 39-year old, life just ain't the same. You want to be the young guy on the boat, driver in hand and figuring out the slice. Just saying one plays for Norway and the other is with Argentina or Spain. You don't expect titles at Norway. You get treated like a king for life with the run Haaland had. The bigger thing is we need to find a way to make Haaland and Messi American after this World Cup. That's how we win in 2030.