Belgium Is Already Crying That Flo Balogun's Red Card Was Suspended, Plan To 'Investigate All Potential Options' Because They Are Scared

Hey, Belgium you might have good waffles but now it's time for war. You don't get to cry about a ref decision. You don't get to bitch and moan that a horrible, bad, worst ref to ever do it gives you an advantage. It's time to suit up 11 v 11 and see who wins. I'll take my side, you take your side. If anything this is a big leg up for the US. Belgium is scared of us. They are scared of soccer. They are scared of Flo and us being at full strength. If they have it their way, we'd have to play with 9 guys and it'd be all backups. They probably want Miles Robinson in goal when it's all said and done. 

Gotta admit, this is sad. You're Belgium! You have/had a golden generation. Sure, you made a miracle comeback against Senegal but this just screams that you're crying. I apologize to absolutely no one that we are the best country in the world, overtaking every sport and soccer is soon coming. At least you're not England, but it's damn close. You can be astonished, but maybe clap your hands that FIFA got it right. Maybe show up and not be terrified that we have our starting XI. That's what pros do. 

I want nothing more now than Flo to get a hat trick. Dance on their graves. Make them cry. Make Belgium scream that they were wronged, even though they don't deserve to be here. They got here on a PK in the last minute of extra time! We're America and we get our guys on the field when they deserve it. Sorry about the fact that you don't have the same pull.