Security Guard Tased a Guy in The Face. You Can't Tase a Guy in The Face.

Everybody's a tough guy until they get tased in the face. 

Bouncers, or private security guards (or whatever the hell this guy calls himself) are dangerous people. I don't want to paint a wide brush and disparage all of them. I know most of them know how to use discretion and safely do their jobs. But sometimes, a security guard is just a dude with a weapon who doesn't really know how to use it. He doesn't have the training of cop. He probably doesn't even know what exactly he can and can't do (legally speaking). But whoever's paying him has probably told him, "Keep so and so out of my establishment... I don't care how you do it". 

Then you go weeks, maybe months, maybe years, without ever seeing any action. The taser you bought off Amazon is collecting dust in the sick police holster you bought off Amazon. Then one night a shirtless asshole gets in your face. He probably says some fucked up shit. He probably has the type of face that you just really want to tase. And in the blink of an eye, you do something that's going to land you in jail. 

That's what wearing a tactical vest (bought off Amazon) will do to a man. It'll make you drunk with power. At a certain point, you start to feel like you've wasted money turning your nightclub issued security guard uniform into a half a SWAT team get-up. If you don't eventually put that $400 stun gun to work, then what was it all for? Just to look bad ass at work? Please.

I suppose he could have just tased him in the chest. Yeah… I guess that would be the obvious middle ground here. Maybe he still gets arrested, but at least he doesn't go viral on the internet for potentially blinding a guy.