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You Cannot Kill What Is Already Dead: The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Biggest Group Of Vampires In Baseball Right Now

The Philadelphia Phillies died back in April. A bunch of sad, pathetic, lifeless losers who got off to a 9-19 stretch, were the worst team in baseball, and got their manager fired. But the good thing about dying is that once you are dead, you can't die again.  There's a reason why the undead are suc

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You Cannot Kill What Is Already Dead: The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Biggest Group Of Vampires In Baseball Right Now

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