"It's What You Would Call a Splurge" – Terry Crews Says He Used to Watch Porn for 13 Hours Straight

Yes, Terry. That is what you would call a splurge.

I have the utmost respect for anybody who publicly admits to having a porn addiction. Porn addiction is a real thing that people suffer from. It's good that at least one public figure admits to it, and makes other people who are afflicted feel like they're not alone. But "porn addict" is a brutal label to have attached to your name. At least when you admit to                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   being an alcoholic or drug addict, people might think you've lived a wild and crazy lifestyle. In reality, you probably didn't. It was probably just really sad and lonely. But alcohol and drugs are notoriously "fun" and "cool" things to do. But porn? There's nothing fun or cool about beating your meat for 13 hours a day (apologies to porn addicts if I just burst your bubble with that statement).

Terry Crews used to watch porn form 10am-11pm. It's a piece of information I didn't need to know. It's a visual I wish I didn't have. But now that I do, every time I see Terry Crews, I'm going to picture the guy having the longest, strongest, veiniest wank in the history of wanks. Thanks for that, Cheeseburger Eddie.

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Honest question for anybody who's been in Terry's shoes – When you watch porn for 13 hours straight, are you busting all throughout the day? Is it an edging thing? Is jacking off for 13 straight hours even possible without drugs? Or do you need to be on some crazy Viagra + meth cocktail to get in the marathon porn watching mindset? Could Terry Crews have taken the Porn King to task in a wank battle?

It's hard for me (no pun intended) to even wrap my mind around. The shame that must wash over you when you finally stand up from your computer after a 13 hour porn sesh. Woof. I wouldn't wish that on my second worst enemy. If I spend more than a few hours playing FIFA, I feel like a huge piece of shit. Like I've wasted my whole ass day doing something completely worthless. Which I have. But at least there's some level of critical thinking that goes into video games. At least FIFA isn't porn. 

Terry Crews is a better man than I for being brave enough to admit that. I put the bravery of those who publicly admit to having a porn addiction on par with white kids who rap in high school. It takes balls to do it. They know they're going to get roasted for it. But good on them for living their truth.