The WOAT – USA Soccer Fan Put on The Single Worst "Streaker" Performance You Will Ever See

Great commentary on that video until they had to drop the "we're streamers". But they are correct. What a fucking idiot.

I feel like the definition of streaker has changed over the years. In the past, I would have only given someone credit for "streaking" if they were fully naked. I always thought you had to be naked to be considered a streaker. But now I see it applied to any fan who rushes the field. 

Regardless, this guy doesn't get credit for anything. I don't even know if you can call it an attempt. He just leapt into the arms of the law. Just a whole team of people waiting to tackle and arrest him. I don't throw around WOAT of lightly, but if that's not the single worst field rushing performance I've ever seen, I don't know what is. Usually when they fail, there's something a little bit funny about it. They eat shit in the open field. Get laid out by a security guard. But this guy was quite literally in custody before his feet touched the ground.

It was such a good night too. Such a fun game. The U.S. was cruising. I'm sure the party afterwards was great. He just decided he'd rather spend the night in jail.

He must have lost a bet. Or gotten dumped mid-game. Or was already on the run from the cops and figured he'd speed up the process. Something that made him say to himself, "I don't want to be free anymore. Just take me to jail."

I get being caught up in the moment, but the people cheering you on are not your friends. They just want to see if you're really that much of an idiot. Which you are. Congratulations.