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UPDATE: Bonnie Blue Is Actually Pregnant (For Real This Time) And Just Invited The Public To "Turn Her Baby Shower Into A Golden Shower" This Month

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Folks… to quote legendary football Coach Vince Lombardi… 

What THE HELL is going on out here?! 

Bonnie Blue IS actually pregnant after all? Didn't she just reveal a fake baby bump (for the 2nd time) back in early April? So many questions, and not a single good available answer.

Really not sure what to believe with my own two eyes anymore. Although that fake baby bump from Spring Break wasn't exactly ironclad either. Pretty obvious it was a plastic wrap. But this bump looks as real as a heart attack brother. Maybe that old adage is true after all? 3rd time is the charm! Congrats(?)

(SOURCE) - Back in February, she went viral after saying she had hosted an event in which she had unprotected sex with 400 men in one attempt to conceive. When asked at the time what she would say to those involved, she replied, 'Good luck, I guess. She said she had been clear with everyone about what the event involved and what she hoped would happen. 'I was very transparent of what the event was about, what I'd like the outcome to be,' she said afterwards. 'And they've got the option if they'd like to be involved, once I find out who the [dad] is, or if they don't want to be, then I'm more than happy to be a single mom.'


She suggested auctioning the baby's name, presenting it as another way to keep fans invested in the story. 'I think it would be quite fun,' she said at the time. 'I think I want to get my fans involved in a gender reveal. They're going to be involved along the way.'  She also tried to draw a line around how far that involvement should go. 'I want to be very careful [about] not sexualising the child,' she said. 'So it's trying to get the right balance of getting people involved, but not having the baby sexualised.'

She added that pregnancy can be sexualised because it refers to her, but said there would be a strict boundary once the baby is born about what is shared and how much is shown. It is a notably careful stance in a story built on provocation. Blue's brand has long relied on shock value and sexual content, yet she is now talking about protection and boundaries once a child enters the picture.

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Now unless Bonnie has learned how to code next level CGI or recently hired a body double 'Prestige' style, I can't see how this pregnancy isn't authentic. Of course I'll never again claim anything done by Ms. Blue as 100% true, I've already learned my lesson there. But something sure seems different this time around. Plus those new DD's certainly don't lie. 

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Hopefully those are shots of water though. Either way, don't think for a damn second that this alleged baby has changed Bonnie's sultry devilish ways whatsoever. If anything, she's diving deeper down the rabbits dickhole now. In a BIG way. And arguably, in a pretty disgusting way too. But I'll leave that in the eye of the beholder to decide. No kink shaming. Maybe. 

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On second thought, Jesus H Christ lady! Is that not illegal in some way? Shouldn't it be? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON OUT HERE?? As a society, we really need to ban social media ASAP. 

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"Social media can be damaging for sure. I could drink in the park with your friends at 16, they're already doing stuff, they're already up to mischief. The more you restrict them, the more they're gonna go and do something else anyway." "So I just think it's more about being careful what they're up to rather than restricting certain things they can search for. Maybe if they're under the age of 16, they can't be searching Bonnie Blue, but they can still go on social media."

Goddamnit Bonnie, read the room! And for the love of God, please don't admit you're still filming porn whilst pregnant…

Bonnie Blue says pregnancy hasn't stopped her from filming the content she makes "I mean, it's been hard. But in terms of me wanting to continue filming, that hasn't stopped or slowed me down" "To me, having sex with one person for six hours or a large group of men for six hours is the same thing. It's just different shapes and sizes"

Okay, not sure how this can get any worse? Next thing you know she'll claim she finds all her "male talent" off the streets & backalleys of the UK. And her adult videos are inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make her wonderful city so unique…

Bonnie Blue says she invites regular people from the street to film content because she wants it to be relatable "Because when I used to watch content online, it's so unrealistic. It's made to look like it's genuine and authentic, but how many times do you call your plumber and then, the next minute, you're bent over your kitchen counter? It just doesn't happen" "There's always been content in the adult industry where people are dressed as schoolgirls, or they're implying they're super sweet and innocent, and the next minute they're having sex. That's just not the reality of it" "Nor do people have these perfect, perky boobs and flat tummies, and it's not necessarily relatable. My content is meant to be relatable to the audience, so there's no better way of doing that than just inviting members of the public"

Fuck this. I give up. There is no defeating Bonnie Blue's appetite for chaos. Dread it, cum on it, destiny arrives all the same. She is inevitable. All we can do now is shower, pray, and stay far away from the UK. Stay safe out there lads.

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PS: OnlyFans catfight brewing between Bonnie & Sophie Rain? LET'S GET IT ON!

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