WATCH: OnlyFans Stars Sophie Rain & Piper Rockelle Did Their 1st Bikini Walk For Miami Swim Week And The Internet Had Some THOUGHTS

Devlin6/01/2026 8:50 PM

Are you familiar with Sophie Rain & Piper Rockelle? Recently they've sort've become walking billboards for the OnlyFans formula. And successful ones at that. Because despite only being 23 years old, Sophie has allegedly made more money than LeBron James in the past year. What the fuckin' heck?

And Piper is no slouch either. Can't legally drink yet but is already pulling in millions per month too. Jesus H Christ. ~~Only in America!~~

So overall, it makes sense why Miami Swim Week would recruit their influential talents for their bikini runway. Although The Internet at large was NOT happy about it. Rarely do you see people complaining about seeing bikinis for free. But heavy lies the crown as they say. Now do YOU see a difference in these struts?

Obviously a little unfair to compare an amateur OF model's form to a professional runway artist like Penny Lane (who I WILL be blogging about tomorrow). But I had to provide some context before showing you the top comments from Sophie's 1st walk. They weren't exactly supportive.

And there's about 5000 more just like that too. You hate to see it. Unless you're Sophie's social media manager & accountant. Speaking of which, wonder what's making her all that money online?

Stay in school kids. Or don't actually? I don't fuckin' know anymore. This planet needs to be nuked, post haste. Budd Dwyer really was ahead of his time.