WATCH: Sydney Sweeney Goes Topless In Multiple Scenes During The Latest 'Euphoria' Episode, Which Includes Licking Ice Cream Cones, Becoming A Pantless Baseball Player, & Dressing Up In A Diaper

Devlin4/20/2026 10:30 PM

Folks, it's a good thing Sydney Sweeney doesn't mind doing nude scenes. Because so far only 2 episodes into this abysmal season 3 of 'Euphoria', the powers that be are already emptying the motherfuckin' clip with her vapid character Cassie. Not an ounce of subtly in sight from that freaky bastard Sam Levinson.

I guess this is what we're calling "art" these days? Allllllrighty then!

But if you clicked on this blog I'm guessing you're not looking for a dissertation on tasteful television practices. So in lieu of writing 10,000 words on how bizarrely written the trauma porn of this show is, instead I'll just toss the newest Sweeney slop into the trough and call it a day. It's already been a LONG 48 hours covering the Barstool Spring Break crew nonstop in Vegas and I'm working on about 5 total hours of sleep so far. So even though I do despise the continued existence & popularity of this show, I also gotta be grateful for Sydney constantly providing the easiest pageviews known to mankind. A truly unstoppable force.

So if you're one of the few, the proud, THE BRAVE interested in seeing her lick an ice cream cone whilst topless…

Then you're gonna have to CLICK HERE because that clip will NOT embed inside these blog walls brother.

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But if you'd prefer to watch the clip with her as a bare assed baseball player, then CLICK HERE

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And if you're only in here to see Sydney in a see thru shirt & a diaper, I will begrudgingly tell you to CLICK HERE ~~and possibly find a therapist while you're at it~~

No idea how THAT clip is the one that can actually embed, but that's a blog for another day.

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And if anyone in the comment section actually watches this show for the plot, I'd love to hear how you think S3 is going so far. Seems utterly ridiculous and beyond random, almost bordering on fan fiction from the recaps I've seen so far. In fact while doing research for this blog I read there's also a rough sex scene in with another character getting hollowed out in front of a Nazi flag and then a pig walks in pooping everywhere? Even the best Mad Lib attempt couldn't make that shit up man.

What a weird ass show. But hey what do I know, I'm merely the resident boobie blogger. I'm just here so I don't get fined.

Speaking of which, here's some more highlights from Sydney's recent non-HBO activities.

Great American genes indeed. Stay thirsty, my friends. Until next time Syd…