Barstool Spring Break Update: Doitche Sent Home, Keegs And Tommy Have Arrived, And Nicky Smokes Is Mad

Well day 2 of Barstool Spring Break has come and gone and here's where we're at:

Rico and Doitche have been sent home, Keegs and Tommy have arrived, andddd that's about it. If you missed last night, you didn't miss much. Nicky and Annika are still playing grab-ass, Katic is still in love with Ella, Ella is still shaking ass, Dante is still hilarious, and that's about the round up.

I feel bad for the cast in a bit- it's hard to know what you're supposed to do. Get drunk and hook up? Get drunk and start drama? Get drunk and.....? They just say "1, 2, 3 go!" and expect you to perform. 

My power rankings right now are:

1) Dante- Funniest dude ever. Him vs the camera people filming the reality show will never get old to me.

2) Nicky Smokes- For better or for worse, he is the centerpiece of the show. I wish he would stay away from Annika though. Go do your own thing.

3) Ella- Idk, Ella is just funny. 

4) Annika- The other half of Smonikka. The will they/won't they flirt stuff with Nicky is sometimes great entertainment, sometimes a bit redundant. I wish they would separate the two of them and take their phones and let us see how they act.

5) Katic- It's endearing that Katic is just a grown 12 year old. He acts at a club like a freshman at homecoming. Katic provides a steady flow of entertainment, but he's gotta stop being so in love with Ella! 

6) Dani, Moobie, Smelly - Nice gals, but have boyfriends and aren't going to start drama. Dani is trying a little to stir the pot but it's mostly doing nothing.

I didn't include Tommy or Keegs because they got there late last night and had to operate on zero sleep, but Tommy did start pulling blondes.

I hear there are new cast members joining today? I think? 

And Nicky is mad, which is nice.

I get what he's saying. But heavy is the head that wears the crown. Again, I just wish he wasn't hung up on Annika. Can't be talking about being a demon and then going back to Annika after 3 drinks. Go live, go crazy!

The only other things of note from last night were

1) This leap from Smelly. Hell of an athlete, that one.

And 2) Katic with Gronk. A match made in heaven.