New Sneak Peek Of Sydney Sweeney's OnlyFans In 'Euphoria' Includes Her Jumping Rope In Spandex & Sucking On A Pacifier In A Diaper, Confirming Theories That Its Creator Sam Levinson Is An Absolute FREAK

Devlin4/13/2026 4:10 PM

Folks I asked this question a few weeks ago and feel forced to ask once again...

What the HELL happens on 'Euphoria'? How has that cast gone from being angsty high school teens in the first two seasons to now running drug deals in Mexico and becoming scandalous/possibly murderous OnlyFans stars by the third? What a bizarre turn of events for what seemed to be a well received show at its start. Such a shame.

But don't even bother answering my questions above. Because according to critics so far, this potentially final season ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

So to speak.

I'm sure there's still plenty of people who will be tuning in for the premiere tonight, but I'm guessing most of them are doing so just to see Sydney Sweeney's character Cassie blossom into becoming an OnlyFans star. And judging from the new teaser they just released, things are gonna get WEIRD with her this season.

Like really weird. Like slapping on a diaper & sucking on a pacifier weird.

Sam Levinson, my brother in Christ, congrats on being confirmed as a FREAK freak.

Now credit where its due, the jump rope scene is undeniably brilliant.

Simply incredibly storytelling & myth making there from Sammy boy.

But the diaper & pacifier stuff is undoubtedly bizarre. Not sure how that one made it out of the writers room with all the other OnlyFans gimmicks they could've chosen instead.

Although it is hilarious seeing the 'Euphoria' marketing team try to fend off all the negative S3 reviews by breaking the emergency Sweeney glass before the 1st episode is even out.

Probably had to turn 2 keys in unison like a nuclear submarine to release that diaper shot.

Desperation is a stinky perfume as they say, but keep in mind that is EMMY WINNER Sydney Sweeney to you, so maybe that Cassie storyline will end up delivering some steaming hot cosmic gumbo after all?

Who knows, WHO CARES.

I'm not holding my breath for any of this trauma slop. I'm just here for the pageviews brother.

Thanks for the click. And thank YOU for your selfless service Ms. Sweeney.

Have a blessed Sunday.