Now That's What I Call Coaching: Football Coach Makes His Players Carry 100 lbs For Half A Mile To Be More Like Jesus
Oh hell yeah, brother! Now that's what I'm talking about!
Think about what an incredible athlete Jesus would have been. I mean for starters, the dude was shredded. He was in incredible shape and had insane stamina. Also he never sinned, so you wouldn't have to worry about him taking any costly penalties out there in big moments. He was the ultimate leader of men. The type of guy who would be able to elevate everybody else's game around him. Some of the best athletes are the sons of coaches. Now imagine being the son of God.
I don't care what plays you run. If you could put together a football team that has 11 different Jesuses out on the field at all times? Well I can assure you that you're going to win plenty of games. Maybe put a Moses or two back there at running back to part the seas. Let's just hope the water boy isn't doing his own version of the Jesus Workout, though. Last thing you need is a team full of dudes guzzling down some wine between plays.