WATCH: Bodycam Footage Of Tiger Woods' DUI Released And We Also Got Big Cat & Frankie Borrelli Debating Riggs About The Ugly Reality Of It All

Apologies to Commisioner Riggs, but if this Tiger Woods DUI body cam footage is gonna be plastered all over major news networks... Seems like a story we're gonna have to cover on here? This is Barstool SPORTS after all. 

But man oh manischewitz, oh how the mighty have fallen. Tough to watch. 

Sad, scary stuff. Hopefully Tiger gets the help he needs ASAP. 

And according to his carefully crafted PR statement from 3/31, that seems to be the case. 

Of course there's been plenty of discourse & debate inside these walls over the current merits of Tiger Woods and whether he's worth defending at all…

I thought Frankie Borelli did an A+ job summing it all up with a heartfelt retort on 'Fore Play'. 

And here's Commish Riggs having a healthy(?) 17 minute back & forth(?) with The Yak crew. 

Now I don't know dick about golf, and even less about morale fiber, so far be it from me to decree who is in the right here. That is for YOU to decide my friend. 

All I know is, Tiger putting that towel on his head whilst blurry eyed on the moon was one of the worst things he could've done that day. Aside from the entire other part. But goddamn, this image is gonna live on into eternity for him. 

Not only an incredibly pathetic visual that all your enemies can use against you forever, but also elite meme potential too. Just tough scenes all around for The Bossman. Good luck to him figuring his shit out. Would hate to see him become a murderer during his next DUI. 

No amount of PR press conferences can heal that wound. 

As a wise fat man once said, "FIGURE IT OUT!"

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PS: here's some lighter golf #content if you're into that sort of thing

PPS: we’ll, more bodycam footage just released