Jaylen Brown Says He's Memorized All Of His Teammates Astrology And Numerology So He Can Communicate Better With Them

Let me start off by saying I love Greenie man. I know he's losing some sleep over the mighty Lakers who have won 7 in a row and look like championship contenders again. Celtics fans can cope all they want about LeBron and Luka "the cone" and they'll just have to learn the hard way like LeBron has done to them for so long. Anyway, I say that because in what was a 20 point win over the G-League Warriors, he wrote 10,000 words like he always does which you can find here:

Dave can call him and Reags boring all he wants, but he puts in the effort and genuinely cares about the Celtics so I'll tip my hat to that. But what makes Greenie the best is he didn't even include the clip of the night from Jaylen Brown, where he essentially says he's a 24 year old girl at a bar on the weekend trying to analyze his teammates. Everyone knows that woman who is too obsessed with astrology and will make it her entire personality. Oh, you're a Scorpio? Get lost buddy. I love Keegs but she even made a whole blog about Barstool employees' zodiac signs:

Now that's someone who cares about astrology and zodiac signs. Jaylen Brown is being performative. Sure, he's having a career year when the Celtics needed it most, but come on bro. Dragon, tiger, horse, star signs? I don't know, maybe it is really working because the only compliment I'll give the Celtics is they do gel very well. Gun to my head though, you're not going to convince me the whole team is sitting around trying to learn eachother's numerology so they can connect better. I'd assume they probably just watch other NBA games, maybe the NFL when it's in season, or even March Madness if you want to be timely. Maybe they go out to a club when they're in Miami or New York. 

Anyway, good on the Celtics. I want nothing more than a Lakers/Celtics final and I hope one day soon we get it. Good luck out there.