Thoughts and Prayers To This Fan Who Promised To Shave His Head If The Ravens Traded For Maxx Crosby And Actually Went Through With It

This is just so fucking tough. No more than 36 minutes after posting evidence of going through with the deed does the bomb drop. Nobody on the internet is feeling worse than my guy Nate here.

What makes this even more sickening is the fact that we live in the day and age where nobody's word means anything on the internet anymore. We got guys promising to eat poop live on camera and others pledging to jump in harbors who turtle and run for the hills, never to be heard from again. There's worse outcomes than the ol Bic to the domepiece but this fella did exactly what he said he was going to do and should be applauded and rewarded for restoring faith in making promises online. And this is how the internet gods treat him. With a joke of a football team who will rip your heart out of your chest and leave your melon looking like a naked mole rat. 

Despicable, man. Nate deserves better.