WATCH: Crazies Continue To Fight Wendy's Workers After Being BATHED In Chili

I'll preface by noting that ANYONE who fights food service employees has no place in society. That said, there are levesl to what makes this fight particularly crazy.

 The first is that these two are dumb enough to try and fight THROUGH the drive tru window. No lessons learned from the battle of Thermopylae! They have no leverage, limited range of motion and nothing to fight with except, what, a few pieces of cardboard and plastic? 

The second is that they are also psychotic enough to continue fighting AFTER being bathed in Dave Thomas' signature chili. I think there are certain things that automatically end fights, and being covered head to toe in a savory stew is right at the top of that list. There are other substances that I think qualify for this too. Cottage cheese, chum, kitchen grease. Call it a DQ, no contest or whatever. The fact of the matter is that the fight is OVER once that card is played. Continuing to fight afterwords should get you put on an involuntary psych hold. 

I think food service workers should start getting the same federal protections as mailmen, train workers etc because people seem way too comfortable testing them.  

 The one exception would be Waffle House where fights are expected. That's basically the final boss if you are someone who loves fighting the people that make your food.