Team USA Belting Out "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" In The Locker Room After Winning Gold Is Peak Americana
You know what? That does it.
It's time for America to have 2 different holidays. We should get the 4th of July, and we should get February 22nd. Because it seems outrageous that we still need to wait like 5 more months to have a nationally recognized day to celebrate the shit out of being American. 2/22/1980 and 2/22/2026 are equally as big in the history of America as 7/4/1776.
There couldn't have been anywhere better in the world to be today than in that locker room with Toby Keith blasting on the aux. Have a day, fellas. You've earned it as American legends.