Klay Thompson Was On A Boat Getting Damn Near Twerked On By Megan Thee Stallion, And The Dude Has A MASSIVE Stick

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Klay Thompson really does seem to be living the life these days. Sure, he's not the same player that he was in Golden State, but the man still will go down as one of the greatest shooters ever, and now he's having an absolute time with his girlfriend Megan Thee Stallion. 

The lovebirds seem to have gone on a tropical vacation during the All-Star break to celebrate Megan's birthday. Thee Stallion shared some pictures of the trip on her Instagram, including one particular photo of her on a boat squatting over top of Klay, who's laying down on his back just admiring the view. 

I know the purpose of that tweet was to highlight the fact that Klay got her a Bentley - which we can definitely circle back to - but I can't stop laughing at the second picture here. The man's just soaking it all in. Hands behind the head and everything. What a wonderful moment to be in for the lad. 

But perhaps an even better moment for a lad is when you find a humongous stick in the wild. It's easily one of my favorite dopamine rushes. I think the vast majority of men can agree that it's a top-tier feeling, and Klay Thompson would be no exception. The four-time NBA champ found a gigantic tree branch that he was showing off with pride on the romantic getaway. 

This is flat out hysterical. I'm just picturing Megan having a very professional photo shoot, and then Klay runs up outta nowhere with a fucking tree branch to interrupt. Looking like prime Doodle Bob hoisting it over his head. 

It's a very wholesome pic, as were the photos of the aforementioned Bentley that Klay gifted her. A beach vacation and a Bentley, man. One can only dream to have a birthday as sick as that. I blacked out at a local Irish pub for my birthday this year, and in the moment, I thought that was the sickest thing imaginable. Guess I was wrong. 

Gotta give props to Klay. I know nobody ever really has life figured out, but he sure does seem to be well along that path. He's got a beautiful woman. A beautiful relationship. Giant sticks. You just can't get any better than that.