The Rockies May Lose 110 Games But Their Marketing Department Is Still Firing On All Cylinders To Get Fans In The Stands

Hubbs2/17/2026 6:00 PM

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The Colorado Rockies 2026 win total over/under is currently set at 53.5. Kris Bryant is still the face of the team despite playing in just 170 games and hitting only 17 homers over his four year tenure in Colorado. The Rockies are more of a front for a money laundering scheme than a professional baseball organization at this point.

When this is your starting rotation…

and this is your bullpen…

how do you get fans to come to the park? How do you possibly keep people interested in the team to give you money for tickets, concessions, merch? Well, while the Rockies front office might be broken beyond repair, the marketing department is locked in. Meet Gianna Girardi, an in-game host for the Rockies.

She's also the niece of former player/manager Joe Girardi. She's here to save the Rockies.

Credit to the Rockies, man. They might be one of the worst organizations in sports, but they know how to get their fans to the park. Whoever decided to have Gianna promote the team on social media should be given more power in the front office. Let's hear out their ideas at the very least.

P.S. This Hawaiian shirt giveaway is big time fire. Convert this to a city connect jersey and we're cooking with gas.