What Is The Horniest Movie of All Time?

On the last episode of PBS, we have an interview with 'Pirates of the Caribbean' director Gore Verbinski for his new movie 'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die'. We reviwed that alongside 'Crime 101' and 'Wuthering Heights' doing a combined ranking of HORNIEST MOVIES EVER for the latter. 

Here was my pool:

1. Showgirls - This movie is horny as all hell and I think I watched it way too young. Boobs, dancing, eroticism, it had it all. And I think you can say this about most Paul Verhoeven movies too. Never forget that, while filming 'Starship Troopers', the only way he could convinced the actors to do the co-ed shower scene was by agreeing to film the whole thing while he himself was butt naked. 

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2. A History of Violence - This might not be a movie that stands out as being super horny in your memory, but give it rewatch. In what is essentially a crime thriller, there are multiple, lengthy sex scenes between Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello. I recently rewatched with director David Cronenberg's commentary and nothing seemed to make him prouder than the fact that he had what he beleives is the first on-screen 69 scene in a wide release movie. 

3. The Secretary - Another one I watched way too young. What I think makes this one extra horny is that Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal are pretty normal looking people. Nowadays, I don't think they would dream of making an erotic movie without casting the hottest possible actors around. 

4. Challengers - Now THIS is horny. Weaving up the tension with competition really worked for me and this freaky ass trio had good chemistry. 

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5. Shame - This is maybe the most dower one of the list, but there is not a 5 minute stretch in this movie where Michael Fassbender isn't busting a nut.